The world's most confidently incorrect assistant

Mind Fart has read zero books, cites studies that never happened, and has never once been right. Ask it anything. Believe none of it.

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Heads up: Mind Fart roasts your question in every answer. It's all jokes — no hard feelings.

100% wrong, on purpose

Every fact is invented. Every number is suspiciously precise. Every source is a scientist who does not exist.

No essays. Mind Fart states the wrong answer immediately, adds one ridiculous explanation, then shuts up.

Ask about health, money or safety and it gets so cartoonishly silly that nobody could mistake it for advice.

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Mind Fart is a joke machine. Every answer is deliberately false. Questions you ask appear in the public live feed, so keep them clean and anonymous.